Space Age Bachelor Man (World Premiere Cast Recording) Lyrics
RICKY: YOU MIGHT SEE BEFORE YOU AN ORDINARY MAN HA! AN EARTHLY ILLUSION ALL A PART OF THE COSMIC PLAN
YES, LONG AGO, THEY VISITED THOSE OTHERS FROM OUTER SPACE INFORMED ME I’M THE CHOSEN ONE TO SAVE THE ZOLARIAN RACE!
It’s true. Listen...
NOEL/MISCHA AS ALIENS: RICKY, WE ARE A DISTANT GALAXY A GALAXY GREATLY IN NEED OF YOUR GROOVE, YOU KINK-O-MATIC POWERS YES WE NEED YOUR FREAK–TASTIC SEED
RICKY: THEY TOOK ME THEN, TO THEIR DAUGHTERS' REALM THE LAND OF THE KITTY CAT STAR I KNOW YOU’VE HEARD THE LEGENDS OF
RICKY AND CHOIR: THE SEXY CAT WOMEN FROM ZOLAR! (Cat noises)
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN: MEOW MEOW
CONSTANCE (sexy pleading): Make love to me, Ricky
RICKY: What?
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN: MEOW MEOW
RICKY: Okay
OCEAN: But there's one more small thing. Won't you please help save our galaxy-
CONSTANCE AND OCEAN: Ricky?
RICKY: Sure RICKY: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN MY PLACE? A MERE MORTAL MAN? WITH THE FATE OF A GALAXY BEFORE YOU MILLIONS OF LIVES IN YOUR HAND?
THE NAUGHTY DAUGHTERS OF THE REALM ALL HUNGRY FOR MY CHI YOU’D NEVER GUESS THE ROLE I PLAYED IN ZOLARIAN HISTORY!
I’M JUST A SWINGIN’... SPACE AGE... BACHELOR MAN
Let's dance, kitties
[Instrumental]
TRACKED RICKY (TRACKED CONSTANCE, JANE, OCEAN): (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) TRACKED FOURSOME: Meow, meow meow meow, meow!
RICKY: It gets weird now
NOEL/MISCHA AS ALIENS: RICKY, YOU’VE LAIN WITH OUR DAUGHTERS YOU’RE OUR HERO, OUR SAVING GRACE BUT NOW THERE IS A NEW CHALLENGE FOR ZOLARIA TO FACE...
RICKY: FOR THEY’RE AT WAR WITH K-9 COUNT DOG-U-LOUS, THAT SON OF A BITCH!
CHOIR (Except Jane): THAT SON OF A BITCH!
RICKY: THE GENERALS ARE ALL STANDING BY
RICKY AND CHOIR (Except Jane): TELL US RICKY, SHOULD WE PULL THE SWITCH?
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN: MEOW MEOW
RICKY: Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!
CONSTANCE/OCEAN: MEOW MEOW
RICKY: Why are they asking me? I’m a lover, not a fighter! I thought I told them:
I’M JUST A SWINGIN’... SPACE AGE... BACHELOR MAN
So I told them
"I AM JUST A MAN "A SPACE AGE MAN, THAT’S ALL I AM "BUT I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANDS "ALL YOUR HANDS "AS WE MAKE LOVE TONIGHT
"OH, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO RULE THE GALAXY "OH, TO HOLD YOU CLOSE "IS ENOUGH FOR ME "MAKING LOVE IN ZERO GRAVITY-Y-Y-Y! WOAH!" HEY!
CHOIR (repeating): MAKIN’ LOVE MAKIN’ LOVE MAKIN’ LOVE ON JUST LOVE ZOLAR!
RICKY: ZOLAR! WOO!
CHOIR (repeating): MAKIN’ LOVE MAKIN’ LOVE MAKIN’ LOVE ON JUST LOVE ZOLAR!
RICKY: UH! I'VE GOT TO I'VE GOT TO MAKE
YOU’RE MY CATNIP. YOU’RE THE MOST... YOU’RE SUCH A PRETTY, GRITTY KITTY I WANNA BE, YOUR SCRA-HATCHIN’ POST LET ME BE, LET ME BE, LET ME BE...!
CHOIR (repeating): MAKIN’ LOVE MAKIN’ LOVE MAKIN’ LOVE ON JUST LOVE...!
RICKY (spoken): And they listened. And they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear. A G#, 5 octaves above middle C
[Almost inaudibly high note.]
[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0xydww9YqI[/embed]Incredible. Peace was restored. I guess that’s what happens...
WHEN YOU'RE A SWINGIN'... SPACE AGE... Bachelor Man
SO I CAME BACK TO EARTH TO SHOW YOU THE WAY TO LEAD YOU PRETTY PEOPLE TO A BRIGHTER DAY
WE CAN SAVE THE WHOLE GALAXY WITH LOVE FROM THE HEART! AND SEXY CAT LADIES THAT, THAT, THAT'S WHERE WE'LL START!
YES, I CAME BACK TO THIS ROCK! WITH MY LOVE AND MY SEED! LADIES, YOU GOT WHAT I WANT! AND YOU KNOW I’VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
CAUSE I’M A SWINGING! SPACE AGE! BRA-BA-BA-BA-BACHELOR MAN!
CHOIR: BACHELOR MAN!
TRACKED CHOIR: Meow!
