September 27, 2021

Eminem

Steve Berman (Skit) [2000] Lyrics – Eminem


[Skit: Eminem, Steve Berman, Vanessa (Secretary)]
door opening
Instrumental for What’s the Difference by Dr. Dre (Ft. Eminem & Xzibit) plays in the background
Aye!
Hey, Em, what’s up?
Steve Berman, what’s going on, man? How you doin’?
Good to see you again, what’s up?
Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Umm, yeah, what’s u-
Vanessa, shut the door
Okay door closes
So, what’s up?
How’s orders lookin’ for the first week?
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
Wh-
This album is less than nothing
I can’t sell this fucking record
Wha-
Do you know what’s happening to me out there?
Wh-wha-what’s the problem?
Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself!
Who’s Violet-
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record
Shoved up your ass?
But I-
I’m gonna lose my fucking job over this
Do you know why Dre’s record was so successful?
He’s rapping about big-screen TV’s, blunts, 40’s and bitches
You’re rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin
I mean…
I can’t sell this shit!
What-
Either change the record or it’s not coming out!
What? I-
Now get the fuck out of my office!
What am I supposed…
Now!
sigh Alright, man-

Album – The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Featuring – Steve Berman
Produced by Mel-Man, Dr. Dre


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