Steve Berman Lyrics
[Skit: Eminem, Steve Berman, Vanessa (Secretary)] *door opening* *Instrumental for What's the Difference by Dr. Dre (Ft. Eminem & Xzibit) plays in the background* Aye! Hey, Em, what's up? Steve Berman, what's going on, man? How you doin'? Good to see you again, what's up? Em, could you come here and have a seat, please? Umm, yeah, what's u- Vanessa, shut the door Okay, *door closes* So, what's up? How's orders lookin' for the first week? It would be better if you gave me nothing at all Wh- This album is less than nothing I can't sell this fucking record Wha- Do you know what's happening to me out there? Wh-wha-what's the problem? Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself! Who's Violet- Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record Shoved up your ass? But I- I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this Do you know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin
[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRoQwMTWv6M[/embed]I mean... I can't sell this shit! What- Either change the record or it's not comin' out! What? I- Now get the fuck out of my office! What am I 'sposed- Now! *sigh* Alright, man-