Toll Booth Willie Lyrics – They™re All Gonna Laugh At You

Toll Booth Willie Lyrics

performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim meadows, david spade, steve koren, tim herlihy, and margaret ruden[car approaches]
toll booth willie: “welcome to worchester. dollar twenty-five please.”
m1: “hey, how ya doin™ toll booth willie?”
toll booth willie: “good! thanks fer askin, pop!”
m1: “aww, that™s great, you know, considering yer a fuckin™ idiot!”
[pays toll and drives off]
toll booth willie: “go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! i™ll come right outta the booth and fuckin™ whack ya, you fuckin™ prick!”[another car approaches]
m2: “hey, hey, willie! hows it going?”
toll booth willie: “hey, can™t complain, pop. hows ™bout you?”
m2: “oh, great, great. how much?”
toll booth willie: “the state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop.”
m2: “that™s fine. now should i give you the money, or should i shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?”
[pays toll and drives off]
toll booth willie: “why you fuckin™ hard on! i™ll fucking carlton fisk yer fuckin™ head with a louise-ville fuckin™ slugger! whadya think of that ass fuck!?”[another car approaches]
f1: “hi willie.”
toll booth willie: “oh, nice to see ya m™am. not a bad day, huh?”
f1: “well, i™m a little lost. could you help me out? i hear your the best with directions.”
toll booth willie: “well i know my way around new england. i can tell ya that much. so where ya headed?”
f1: “well, i was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. you know, if you™d tell me, i™d appreciate it, you fuckin™ prick.”
[drives off]
toll booth willie: “you fuckin™ bitch! fuck you! you forgot to pay the fuckin™ toll you dirty whore! i™ll fuckin™ drop you with a boot to the fuckin™ skull you cum guzzling queen!”[another car approaches]
m3: “hey willie.”
toll booth willie: “hey, how are ya?”
m3: “here™s a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself.”
[pays toll and drives off]
toll booth willie: “dah, you fuckin™ prick! i hope you choke on a fuckin™ bottle cap, ya fuckin™ son of a fuck! eat shit! eat my shit!”[another car approaches]
bishop nelson: “hello willie. good to see you.”
toll booth willie: “ahhh, bishop nelson. nice to see ya. that was quite a sermon you had the other day.”
bishop nelson: “hey, well i do my best.”
toll booth willie: “dollar twenty-five, bishop.”
bishop nelson: “dollar twenty-five, willie. isn™t that the same price your mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?”
[pays toll and drives off]
toll booth willie: “ohhh! have another one, you fuckin™ lush! it™s not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin™ douche bag!”[another car approaches]
m5: “hey!”
toll booth willie: “well hey!”
m5: “yeah, do you want the money, or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?”
[pays toll and drives off]
toll booth willie: “well, i already heard that one you fuckin™ unoriginal bastard! go suck a corn you fuckin™ piece of repeatin™ shit!”[another car approaches]
f2: “hi.”
toll booth willie: “oh, hi. how are ya?”
f2: “fine, thank you. how much is the toll please?”
toll booth willie: “for you sweetheart, it™s a dollar twenty-five.”
f2: “here ya go.”
[pays toll]
f2: “thank you.”
[begins to drive off]
toll booth willie: “hey! hey! honey! would you like a receipt with that?”
f2: “oh, i almost forgot. thank you so much.”
[toll booth willie scribbling a receipt for her]
toll booth willie: “and here ya are.”
f2: “umm, do you think you could sign it?”
toll booth willie: “oh, uh.. sign it?”
f2: “yeah, sign toll booth willie was here.”
toll booth willie: “ok, sure. uhh, by the way, what is this for?”
[signing receipt]
f2: “just so i could have proof for my friends that i met the biggest fuckin™ dip shit with the smallest dick alive. you understand.”
[drives off]
[crumples up paper]
toll booth willie: “fuck you, you fuckin™ upity bitch! i™ll fuckin™ fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin™ mothers! you™re gonna die, bitch! i™m comin™ o
the booth!” [opens the door and runs out of the booth][car screeches and hits him]
toll booth willie: “ooooh! my fuckin™ leg!”
m6: “hey! you ran over toll booth willie!”
m7: “oh my god! i was always wondering what it would be like to run over a
dried up stinky dick licker.”
toll booth willie: “why you fuckin™ pricks. i fuckin™ hear every fuckin™ word yer saying! when this fuckin™ leg heals, i™m gonna kick you guys new fuckin™ assholes![everyone cussing eachother out]

lyrics:toll booth willie
album:they™re all gonna laugh at you
artist:adam sandler

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