This Song Is Awesome Lyrics
MISCHA:
Auto-tune will never die. Hit the beat
(This song is a tutting hiphop auto-tune tune…think T-PAIN.)
Yo yo yo yo yo, this is song to tell you that what you is, is what you got. And I’m here to say that I am the money!
WHAT YOU IS
IS WHAT YOU’VE GOT
AND I AM THE MONEY
CONSTANCE:
TAKE A LOOK, BABY, HE’S THE REAL KA-CHING
MISCHA:
LOUNGING WITH MY HOMIES, FRIDAY NIGHT SCENE
THE PLAYSTATION’S UP ON MY 60-INCH SCREEN
MCNUGGETS IN THE BAG, CRISTAL’S ON TAP
NEW TOOTHBRUSH FROM TIFFANY’S, STILL IN THE BUBBLE WRAP
TRACK LIGHTS ARE GLOWING LIKE NUCLEAR SCIENCES
SPARKLING ALL OVER MY STAINLESS STEEL APPLIANCES
I’M SHINING LIKE MIDAS, I’M THE KING OF KA-CHING
EVERYTHING I TOUCH GOES BLING, BLING, BLING
CHOIR:
WOAH
MISCHA:
MY LIFE IS AWESOME
THIS BEAT IS AWESOME
RICKY [AS ROBOT]:
ROBOTS ARE AWESOME
CONSTANCE:
TAKE A LOOK, BABY, HE’S THE REAL KA-CHING
MISCHA:
AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN, MY LIFE IS AWESOME
THIS HOOK IS AWESOME
RICKY [AS ROBOT]:
ROBOTS ARE AWESOME
MISCHA:
NOW I’M ROLLING IN MY CIVVIE WITH THE PUMPED-UP BASS
BLUE LIGHTS GLOWING, THE VIPERS ON MY FACE
WE PASS AROUND THE CHRONIC, WE PARTY ALL NIGHT
WE START TO GET THE MUNCHIES, SO WE STOP FOR A BITE
CRUISE INTO THE LOT OF THE HARD ROCK CAFE
HERE COME THE HOTTIES, HERE COME THE VALET
FRONT OF THE LINE, WE DON’T NEED I.D
CONSTANCE:
Your usual table, sir?
MISCHA:
IN THE VIP
MY LIFE IS AWESOME, THIS BEAT IS AWESOME
RICKY [AS ROBOT]:
ROBOTS ARE AWESOME
CONSTANCE:
TAKE A LOOK, BABY, HE’S THE REAL KA-CHING
MISCHA:
AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN, MY LIFE IS AWESOME
AUTO-TUNE IS AWESOME
RICKY:
0-1-0-1-0-1-1
MISCHA:
IT’S TIME TO START THE PARTY, BUT THERE AIN’T NO PARTY HERE YET
SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RIDE IN MY BRAND NEW LEARJET
FEELING HOMESICK FOR MY HOMIES IN THE UKRAINE
LANDING IN KYIV BEFORE WE FINISH OFF THE CHAMPAGNE
ROLL TO THE CLUB WHERE THE RICH KIDS GO
THEM EUROTRASH BITCHES ALL CHECKING OUT MY FLOW
ALL KINDS OF HOTTIES, FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD
THEN I FEEL THIS PAIR OF EYES, AND I SEE THIS GIRL
SHAWT-AY
My rage has subsided. A moment
(MISCHA transforms, softens. Whispering)
I am vulnerable now
(Slide comes up of Yulia Tymoshenko.)
MISCHA:
This is Yulia Tymoshenko, the most beautiful former prime minister of Ukraine
My girlfriend styles her hair just like Yulia
(Slide of Talia appears.)
MISCHA:
My girlfriend: Natalia Muruska Bolinska
