The Longest Pee Lyrics – Adam Sandler

The Longest Pee Lyrics

[Line of people talking]
“Hey man let me in there first”
-“Go ahead man take it easy”
“Thanks I really gotta pee”
[Open door close door]
[Unzip pants]
[Start pissin………. Groaning….]
“Oh man”
[…..]
“Ohhh yeah”
[…..]
“Ahhhh”
[…… Stop Briefly]
“Ahh”
[Start Pissing again..]
“Oh man”
[……..]
“Oh man”
[……………]
“Oh man”
[……. Gets louder]
“Oh man”
[………. And louder]
“OH MAN!!”
[………… As loud as a hose]
“OH MAN!!! OH..”
[………..]
“Oh no!”
[……..]
“Oh Man!”
[…………… Slows down]
“ahhh”
[Stops]
“Ahhhhhh…There ya go”
[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]
“Oh! OH MAN!”
[…………..]
“OH MY GOD!”
[Banging on the Door]
[Pissing slows down to dribble]
“I’ll be out in a minute!”
[…. Dribbling…]
“oh..oh my”
[Stops]
“oh…Oh thank God”
[Zips up pants]
[Pisses in pants]
“Awwww MAN!”
[People laughing]
-“Hey man you pissed in your pants”
“I know”
-“So did I”
“I guess that makes us piss pals”
[Horrible annoying laughter]
[Rasberry]


By – Adam Sandler

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