The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl Lyrics – Adam Sandler

The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl Lyrics

Girl: “You wanted to ask me something?”
Excited Southerner: “Yes I did. I –
First of all I just wanted to say that you’re –
– very pretty girl and I I —
Hoo — you’the — we’ve known each other for so long now
And-uh it’s about time that the two of us —
We’re both getting older right now and-uh
And I don’t want to die alone I — tell you that much —
Hoo — getting ahead of myself — got ta slow down hoo-hoo
Concentrate on what I’m trying to get across to you right now hoo
I mean whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing
To be a house husband you don’t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your
Job there there I’m I’m the- I’m I’m —
Hoo honeymoon in the Poconos with the — hoo woo hoo
— s** optional — you don’t have to do what you don’t want to do
Hoo hoo hoo hoo someday you’re going to love me and that —
That’s fi– til death do us part I we’ll get the chocolate cake
And the sunrise and the sunset — no prenuptial agree –“
Girl: “Look are you trying to ask me to marry you?
Because I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment. “
Excited Southerner: “Coooooo.”

By – Adam Sandler

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