The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Lyrics – Adam Sandler

The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

[Man]:
So why don’t you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

[Excite Southerner]:
… Good question I have a good answer for that… First first first of all I am
A very… Very hard work… Vocational skills… I went to… Willing to work on a
Holidays… I had a tango and mirumba lessons… Learning to get along with other
People… But I’m sorry I got my G. E. D…. With a overtime… Time and a
Half… Speakin in two languages… Spanish and a… A.. Another one…. And I and
And… Loyal like a dog… Tell you that much… Willin to start at the
Bottom… And also willing… To stay there… Your intestines… Completely
Flawless… Drug-free with a… Whoo-wee.. Good references… If you call my last
Boss… He was.. Actually he was gonna inform me… With a… I got no dependence
With the W-2 form… And I was wondering..

[Man]:
You know what? That’s great but uh we don’t have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin’ down.

[Excited Southerner]:
Cool.

[Man]:
Are you alright?


By – Adam Sandler

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