The Chanukah Song Pt. 3 Lyrics – Adam Sandler

The Chanukah Song Pt. 3 Lyrics

Chanukah is
The festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no we get the eight crazy nights!
But if you still feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn’t do it for you
So here comes number three!

Ross and Phoebe from Friends
Say the Chanukah blessing
So does Lenny’s pal Squiggy and Will and Grace’s Debra Messing!
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy
Maybe they should have called that show
Little Kosher House on the Prairie!
We got Jerry Lewis
Ben Stiller and Jack Black
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism
But you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!.)

We may not get to kiss
Underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long
With Deuce Bigalow!

Rob Schneider: I’m Jewish!?!?!

Drei-Dels: Put on your yarmulke here comes Chanukah…

Rob Schneider: The guy in Willie Nelson’s band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah!

Adam Sandler: Tiny Elvis everybody. Tiny Elvis. Schneider I didn’t even know you were jewish.

Rob Schneider: I’m a filipino jew. In fact I’m going home right now to light the first pig.

Adam sandler: okay get going.

Osama bin Laden…

The Driedels: boo!

Not a big fan of the Jews!
Well maybe that’s because he lost the figure skating match
To gold medalist Sarah Hughes!
(Her mama’s Jewish.)
Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets
With such precision
But one thing they could not get out of…
Their painful circumcision!
Gwyneth Paltrow’s half-Jewish
But a full-time Oscar winner
Jennifer Connelly’s half-Jewish too
And I’d like to put more in her! Whoo!
There’s Lou Reed Perry Farrell
Beck and Paula Abdul
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school!
Hey!

Natalie Portmanika
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get an Abtronica
On this joyful joyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika
And soil your long-johnnakahs
If you really really wannakah
Have a happy happy happy happy
Happy happy happy happy Chanukah! “


By – Adam Sandler

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