Stoned On Sesame Street Lyrics – Adam Sandler

Stoned On Sesame Street Lyrics

Can ya tell me how to get how to get to Sesame and Street
How to get to Sesame and Street How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet.

Kermit:
Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street.
I’d like to tell you what todays letter is but I am really fucked (bleeped) up. He Hey Big Bird do you know what today’s letter is?

Big Bird:
Sure Kermit today’s letter is……… Joint.

Kermit:
Ahh Big Bird joint is not a letter. It is a word.

Big Bird:
Sorry kids. Today’s letter is…. Threeee!

Kermit:
Uhhhh Big Bird three is a number *chuckle*

Big Bird:
Exactly the number three which is how many joints I’ve smoked today.
Kermit…. Are you with me?

Kermit:
God I’m stoned!

Big Bird:
Me too.

*Laughs*

Elmo:
Guys guys show go on. Come on.

Kermit:
Thank you Elmo. Umm how bout we say our abc’s Big Bird…

Big Bird:
Ok…

Kermit and Big Bird:
A B C D E F are G Q K C are uhh F C

Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.

Kermit:
Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??

Big Bird:
Yes I did.

Kermit:
Heh Kramitt the frog here. Ok ok that’s all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids. Today’s show was brought to you by the letter ummm

Big Bird:
Bong…

Kermit:
And the number……

Big Bird:
God you’re messed up…

Kermit:
Fuck you!!! (bleeped)
Kermit:
The number fuck you!! (bleeped)

*Laughing*

Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye bye kids!

*Music*
Can ya tell me how to get how to get to Sesame and Street
How to get to Sesame and Street How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet


By – Adam Sandler

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