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Oh Mom… Lyrics – Adam Sandler

Oh Mom… Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler rob schneider david spade jennifer lien andrew leeds meghan andrews and robert smigel

[silverware clicking]
M1: “can you pass the beats please? “
F1: “here you go”
M1: “thanks”
Brad: “hey mom guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! and I’m gonna go if that’s ok with you.”
Mom: “nooo!!”
Brad: “why not mom? “
F1: “yeah why mom? he should go.”
Brad: “it’s gonna be fun. I’ll get to meet new people…”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Brad: “oh mom…”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
F1: “don’t wory brad.”

F2: “hey mom I saw this great skirt at the mall today but it was $34 which isn’t that high of a price but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think?
Mom: “nooo!!”
F2: “really? I really like it…”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
F2: “oh mom who is? “
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
F2: “mom you’re so paranoid.”
Mom: “nooo!!”

M3: “hey mom I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs.”
Mom: “nooo!!”
M3: “yeah I have to be at the field at 9 o’clock…”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
M3: “do you think you could drop me off there? …”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
M3: “how am I gonna get there? “
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
M3: “i’ll walk I guess.”
Mom: “nooo!!”

Cindy: “mom can you pass the salad dressing? “
Mom: “nooo!!”
Cindy: “please? “
Mom: “nooo!!”
Cindy: “come on mom.”
Mom: “nooo!!”
Brad: “i’ll get it for you cindy.”
Cindy: “thanks brad.”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Cindy: “thanks for the tip ma.”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”

Brad: “hey everyone let’s just go out for ice cream.”
Mom: “nooo!!”
Brad: “why are we eating inside? it’s a beautiful night. we need to get out more.”
Mom: “nooo!!”
Cindy: “mother brad is right.”
Mom: “nooo!!”
Cindy: “we should go out it’ll be fun.”
Mom: “nooo!!”
Cindy: “come on let’s go I could go for some maple walnut.”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
M3: “yeah we haven’t gone out together in a long time.”
Mom: “nooo!!”
Cindy: “you wanna come dave? “
Mom: “nooo!!”
Dave: “no I’ll hang out with mom.”
M1: “you sure? “
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Dave: “yeah go without me.”
M3: “all right see you guys later.”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”

Dave: “how are you mom? great meal tonight. sure is… you sure know how to cook! boy oh boy you’re quite a lady. say mom uhm can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry? “
Mom: “nooo!!”
Dave: “please? “
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Dave: “mom you’re over reacting!”
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Dave: “why are you so overprotective!? “
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Dave: “mom! I’m going to the ice cream place! you’re just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!”
[bangs on the table gets up]
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at you!”
[screen door closes]
Mom: “they’re all gonna laugh at him!”


By – Adam Sandler

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