Masturbata Lyrics – Adam Sandler

Masturbata Lyrics

(A. Sandler)
Sitting in my house and I know that I’m alona
Feeling kinda horny got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse it’s the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and it’s feeling kind of nicea
Once ain’t enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where it’s beena
Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I’m driving down the streeta
One hand on the wheel and the other’s on my meata.
I can’t get out the car cause I’m sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata
Choke the chicken hum the knob squeezing the tomata.
I’ve looked at Ms. November now I’n gonna decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!
Buffing the banana Mr. Lizard shaking bacona
Pounding on the flounder and it’s mayonnaise I’m makinga.
Spank the frank wax the carrot god my hand is achinga.
Hey Masturbata!

By – Adam Sandler

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