Life Is A Drag Lyrics – Unknown

Life Is A Drag Lyrics – Unknown

Life Is A Drag Lyrics


submitted for your inspection
the evolutionary erection
of primitive man
but before we explore the question of his sense of style
we must point out his predilection
to cover his glandsbrothers, we’ve been led to believe
that between adam and eve
there was nothing to hide
were it not for eve’s primal haste
or a leaf strategically placed
who knows what she’d decide
eve and some guy named clydethat’s why life is a drag
life is just a pose in a rag
you can play the part of
pusher or pastor
of harlot or hag
life is just a dressing game
life is a dragthe argument can be rendered
all bodies are forcibly gendered
by how they are wrapped
and though popular opinion holds this
makes us civilized
so much deference is attended
by what’s in one’s laphistory proves that
who wears the pants is as much a mere circumstance
as a matter of time
ultimately, why should we care
where one buys one’s lace underwear
if one is so inclined
show me yours, i’ll show minethat’s why life is a drag
fashion is a long running gag
we can deck you out in sequins or spandex
a mohawk or shag
who remembers unisex?
life is a drag
it’s a drag
what a dragyou can be a stag in a bag
they won’t know until you’re stiff
on a slab and they look at the tag
what you see is what you get
life is a draglet’s just say
we hereby conspire
that a change of attire
is all part of the plansomething that was so long suppressed
starts to show when you wear a dress
and if clothes make the man
they can unmake the manthat’s why life is a drag
life is just a pose in a rag
you can play the part of
pusher or pastor
of harlot or hag
life is just a dressing game
life is a drag
it’s a drag
what a dragfashion is a long running gagaren’t you glad they found a way to look hip
when your butt starts to sagpraise the lord, designer jeans
what you see is what you get
who remembers unisex
and who are you calling fag
life is a drag



lyrics:life is a drag
album:unknown
artist:utopia

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