Dr. West (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit: Dr. West & Eminem]
Morning, Marshall
Morning, doc
So we’re discharging you today, how are you feeling?
Ah, anxious
Anxiety?
Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world, nervous
Nervous? C’mon, Marshall, you’re a big boy now
You’re sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this
You found a sponsor yet?
Um, not yet, but I mean, when I get back
Well, if you find one, you find one, if you don’t, you don’t
Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and
Wait, what?
Well, I mean you don’t absolutely have to go to meetings
I mean it’s not like, a requirement
If they fit into your schedule, I know you’re a busy person
Well, yeah, but I thought sobriety was the most important thing?
So what else are you thinking?
Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and
I mean, learn ’em, and start being able to apply ’em
The steps?
Yeah, the steps
There’s a lot of them, aren’t there?
Well, 12, but–
Christ, I don’t even know them all
Really?
Anything else?
Um, well, I mean the only other question I have is, like
What do I do if I find myself in a situation where
Maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that
And I get tempted to—
Take a drink
What?
Take a drink, and y’know, take the edge off
Take the edge off? Man, if I have a drink I already know what that’s gonna lead me to
What, you mean these? *shakes pills*
Man, what the fuck?!
Marshall, what’s the matter, darling? Having some doubts, are we? Marshall, you can’t leave me, you’ll never leave me, Marshall
We’ll always be together, Marshall, Marshall? Marshall!
Oh no, no, no! Come on, man!
Oh, fuck you, man!
No, no, no, NO!
*Alarm beeps*
Oh, shit!
