Cool Guy 4 Lyrics – Adam Sandler

Cool Guy 4 Lyrics

-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-

Sean: What’s your name baby?

Girl #4: Desiree.

Sean: Ohh what a nice name for a nice girl such as your self.

Girl #4: What’s your name?

-{Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player}-

Sean: My name’s sean I want to get it on.

Girl #4: Ooh.

Sean: you know what I’m talking about honey I want to drop some serious loving on you mama.

Girl #4: Oh sean you sound so strong like you really know what you want.

Sean: Yeah baby I’m strong as a bear I want to wrap my big arm around you —

Girl #4: Oh my.

Sean: –You want to be spinning around for some more lovin’ I got for you?

Girl #4: That’s sounds nice sean.

Sean: You know what else sounds nice the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. That’s music to my ears.

Girl #4: I’m already naked how about you?

Sean: Well I’m half way there baby just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

Girl #4: You must look good you stud are you hard?

Sean: Baby my tally-whacker’s all revved up and ready to go.

Girl #4: … “Tally-whacker”?

Sean: No no no… I said the sweet-meat.

Girl #4: Oh my god.

Sean: What?

Girl #4: -{To other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

-{Sean groans}-

Call girl #2: -{To Girl #4}- your kidding?

Girl #4: -{To other call girl}- And his sweet-meat.

Call girl #2: -{To Girl #4}- that’s so gross.

-{she hangs up}-

Sean: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.

-{hangs up}-

What the fuck is happening


… I’m horny goddamn it. Oh shit. Fucking this is so un-chill.

By – Adam Sandler

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