Cool Guy 4 Lyrics
-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-
Sean: What’s your name baby?
Girl #4: Desiree.
Sean: Ohh what a nice name for a nice girl such as your self.
Girl #4: What’s your name?
-{Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player}-
Sean: My name’s sean I want to get it on.
Girl #4: Ooh.
Sean: you know what I’m talking about honey I want to drop some serious loving on you mama.
Girl #4: Oh sean you sound so strong like you really know what you want.
Sean: Yeah baby I’m strong as a bear I want to wrap my big arm around you —
Girl #4: Oh my.
Sean: –You want to be spinning around for some more lovin’ I got for you?
Girl #4: That’s sounds nice sean.
Sean: You know what else sounds nice the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. That’s music to my ears.
Girl #4: I’m already naked how about you?
Sean: Well I’m half way there baby just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.
Girl #4: You must look good you stud are you hard?
Sean: Baby my tally-whacker’s all revved up and ready to go.
Girl #4: … “Tally-whacker”?
Sean: No no no… I said the sweet-meat.
Girl #4: Oh my god.
Sean: What?
Girl #4: -{To other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.
-{Sean groans}-
Call girl #2: -{To Girl #4}- your kidding?
Girl #4: -{To other call girl}- And his sweet-meat.
Call girl #2: -{To Girl #4}- that’s so gross.
-{she hangs up}-
Sean: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.
-{hangs up}-
What the fuck is happening
-{weeping}-
… I’m horny goddamn it. Oh shit. Fucking this is so un-chill.
By – Adam Sandler
