Cool Guy 2 Lyrics – Adam Sandler

Cool Guy 2 Lyrics

-{The Sounds of waves crashing-

Sean: This is quite the chill night. Kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.

Girl #2: Yeah the waves are so calming.

Sean: So is your body. Looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.

Girl #2: Thanks sean that’s so sweet.

-{Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player-

Sean: Let’s see what’s going on under this velvet top of yours.

Girl #2: Uh-oh.

Sean: Oh calming your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there baby.

Girl #2: Oh sean you’re so cute.

Sean: Why don’t we leave the summer skirt on but let’s take those fine panties passed those long strong legs of yours hmm?

Girl #2: Oh my god.

Sean: Yeah.

Girl #2: And how about you take off clothes sean.

Sean: Oh oh is that right baby? You want me to show my stuff too?
Girl #2: My god you look good sean.

Sean: Yeah yeah baby I keep in shape you know.

Girl #2: Ooh.

-{she starts to unbuckle his pants-

Sean: Yeah unbuckle my pants move hands on my wet weiner and let’s get it swingin’.

Girl #2: What’s that?

Sean: Let’s get it swingin’.

Girl #2: No the other thing you said?

Sean:… The wet-weiner?

Girl #2:-{gasps- You know what?

Sean: Yeah?

Girl #2: I’m going to go throw up now. See you.

Sean: Hmm leave me all horny here. How– how you going to get home there baby?

Girl #2: I’ll walk.-{She begins to walk away-

Sean: Mm-hm. I’m-a call you.

Girl #2: Don’t. -{She’s gone-

Sean: A’ight A’ight. I’m go in for a swim anyways you know that baby.-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs ain’t that a bitch?

The end

By – Adam Sandler

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