Cool Guy 2 Lyrics
-{The Sounds of waves crashing-
Sean: This is quite the chill night. Kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.
Girl #2: Yeah the waves are so calming.
Sean: So is your body. Looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.
Girl #2: Thanks sean that’s so sweet.
-{Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player-
Sean: Let’s see what’s going on under this velvet top of yours.
Girl #2: Uh-oh.
Sean: Oh calming your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there baby.
Girl #2: Oh sean you’re so cute.
Sean: Why don’t we leave the summer skirt on but let’s take those fine panties passed those long strong legs of yours hmm?
Girl #2: Oh my god.
Sean: Yeah.
Girl #2: And how about you take off clothes sean.
Sean: Oh oh is that right baby? You want me to show my stuff too?
Girl #2: My god you look good sean.
Sean: Yeah yeah baby I keep in shape you know.
Girl #2: Ooh.
-{she starts to unbuckle his pants-
Sean: Yeah unbuckle my pants move hands on my wet weiner and let’s get it swingin’.
Girl #2: What’s that?
Sean: Let’s get it swingin’.
Girl #2: No the other thing you said?
Sean:… The wet-weiner?
Girl #2:-{gasps- You know what?
Sean: Yeah?
Girl #2: I’m going to go throw up now. See you.
Sean: Hmm leave me all horny here. How– how you going to get home there baby?
Girl #2: I’ll walk.-{She begins to walk away-
Sean: Mm-hm. I’m-a call you.
Girl #2: Don’t. -{She’s gone-
Sean: A’ight A’ight. I’m go in for a swim anyways you know that baby.-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs ain’t that a bitch?
The end
By – Adam Sandler