Jimmy Crack Corn Lyrics
[Intro: 50 Cent & Eminem]
Man! Let’s go
Ayo, Fif?
Yeah?
Call ’em and tell ’em
It’s time to hate us again (Time to hate us again)
We’re back (We’re back)
Haha (Haha)
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Jimmy can crack corn, but I don’t care
My enemies crack corn, but I don’t care
You can be Black, white, or albino, yeah
You can have cornrows inside your hair (Woo!)
I give a fuck if I don’t like your stare
This bottle of wine goes upside your head
A little bit psycho, but I know that
Think you just don’t say it and I won’t see it?
See, if you don’t brag, then I don’t brag
I know I’m bad as long as I know I’m bad
I don’t need y’all to co-sign no shit
You can just keep makin’ them tired old threats
A little bit like the Boy Who Cried Wolf, yeah
See me, but don’t dare to try no shit
‘Cause you know that somewhere inside those layers
The rattlesnake’s right there to bite your ass
And I can be so quiet and strike so fast
Like lightning bolts right out the sky go bad
From out of nowhere, you might just find your career
Come to it— (Erk!)
And I’m just like, “Oh, yeah!”
[Chorus: Eminem]
See us on them award shows, we’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
“Can we get more of those?” They’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
See us keep blowin’ up, we’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don’t care
See me in them videos, I’m like, “Oh, yeah!”
See me right up close, you’re like, “Oh, Em!”
And where’s D12 at? They’re like, “We over here”
And where the fuck we goin’? We’re like, “Nowhere”
[Verse 2: Eminem]
You jealous little fucks beg for my attention, but
I done told you once, I’m not the kind of attention you want
If I tell you twice, then I won’t be so nice
If you keep coming back, that only means you know you lost the fight
They wanna talk shit, let ’em talk shit, ’cause they talk shit (Yeah)
Knowin’ deep down, they really just wanna squash it
‘Cause no one wants to walk around steppin’ in dog shit
And get doo-doo on the shoe again soon as they washed it
But the pride won’t let ’em, inside’s like “Go get ’em”
And I’m just like, why you’re tryin’ to fight momentum?
We just keep winnin’ by landslides, oh, and um
Shady Limited‘s, in any size, yo, denim
To velour, even our clothing line’s on fire
As 50 would say, our clothing line’s on fi-ya
Meanwhile, your mind’s on us, like mine’s on Mariah
And y’all are just like her, you’re all fucking liars
But I’ll just keep fucking you like I fucked her
Right in the ass with K-Y, yes, sir (Woo!)
So full of joy, boy, am I absurd?
Even Chingy would tell you, “That boy don’t curr”
[Chorus: Eminem]
See us on them award shows, we’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
“Can we get more of those?” They’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
See us keep blowin’ up, we’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don’t care
See me in them videos, I’m like, “Oh, yeah!”
See me right up close, you’re like, “Oh, Em!”
And where is G-Unit at? They’re like, “We over here”
And where the fuck we goin’? We’re like, “Nowhere”
[Verse 3: 50 Cent & Eminem]
Your homie got clapped on (Haha), man, I don’t care
The cops in my nana crib, but I’m not there
It is what it is, dog, man, life’s not fair
Your friends should’ve known not to front ’round here
Listen, kid, where I’m from, the wolves smell fear
They’ll strip your ass of your jewels right here
Man, I’ma say this one time, now get this clear
Man, you can catch a hot one, like, outta nowhere
A beautiful day without drama is rare
Your girl’s a freak, man, sometime we share
Yeah, I wear a condom and you go bare
You probably heard about me, I’m a sure ‘nough player
In the hood politicin’ like I’m runnin’ for mayor
Ridin’, winin’, dinin’ and shinin’, know what I’m sayin’?
I ain’t got time for fuckin’ around and horseplayin’
I’m makin’ hits, my homies takin’ hits, who’s stayin’?
[Chorus: Eminem]
See us on them award shows, we’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
“Can we get more of those?” They’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
See us keep blowin’ up, we’re like, “Oh, yeah!”
So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don’t care
See me in them videos, I’m like, “Oh, yeah!”
See me right up close, you’re like, “Oh, Em!”
And where’s D12 at? They’re like, “We over here”
And where the fuck we goin’? We’re like, “Nowhere”
[Outro: Eminem & 50 Cent]
Haha (Haha), yeah! (Yeah)
It’s the Re-Up! (It’s the Re-Up)
Haha, ha, God, I love it
Know you hate that laugh, though
Hahahaha, keep doin’ it
Do it again, what?
Your laughin’, oh, haha
I like that, haha
Hahahaha, haha
You know they’re gonna think we’re really crazy, right?