7 Foot Man Lyrics – Adam Sandler

7 Foot Man Lyrics

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax

I’m the 7 foot man
I’ve commited no crime
Bumping my head into doorways
It happens all the time
I’m 7 feet tall
And I repeat
They don’t make a ski boot that can fit my feet
I’m 7 feet tall
And I don’t play basketball

I’m 7 feet tall
But I’m still just a man
So of course it hurts me a lot
When I walk into the ceiling fan
Small people say I wish I was him
But it’s been nine years since I’ve had a trim
The barber says
I can’t reach the top of his head

7 foot man
(ha ha)I cannot hide
7 foot man
I know cause I’ve tried
7 foot man
My last girlfriend died
Because my penis
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!

So the next time you see me
Walking around
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch
Tell me to duck down
And I’ll pay you back
Soon you will see
By getting you frisbee down from that tree
I do what i can
I’m the 7 foot man

7 foot man
7 foot man

By – Adam Sandler

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